IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”
If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.
he’s so proud
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
that’s the best reality tv show idea ever
What do I think love is?
friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.
I love my skin!
DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS