i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
this is the most important post
$10000 if he and Michelle acted the scene out
not sure we could raise enough for them to actually do it but we could try
#someone kickstart that shit
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS
Walk up into Supernatural writer’s offices like:
I think it’s time to bring this back…
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
America is asleep quick let’s measure things using logical units
oh nO AMERICA IS WAKING UP QUICK HIDE THE CELSIUS
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends
Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
I wasn’t lying